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I Want My Energy Back NOW Please!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Just a short time ago I  remember thinking, this is absolute insanity, I feel like I’m going to fall asleep any moment and I just woke up!
It's only 9 am in the stinkin morning and all I can think about is "I want more sleep".

I kid you not, I would wake up in the morning and actually be looking forward to a dull evening at home. Well, I guess the corny joke my dear old dad used to tell anyone who would listen for the 22nd time is true. How much sleep does the average American really want when the alarm sounds? 5 more minutes. I told you it was corny!

I remember the days when I was a kid I ran around with so much mindless, goofy, rug rat energy that my parents wondered if somewhere there wasn’t a poor village that had lost its idiot.

I mean I really had that 100 mile per minute energy where you've only got two speeds; go really fast or sleep. I distinctly remember I drove my parents absolutely bonkers. I was literally into everything, nothing was safe. So much so that once I remember them spending days going all around the house working as busy as bees trying to make everything safe and foolproof. But, as it ended up they forgot that absolutely nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool!

Those days of me thinking consciousness was just that really annoying time between naps is finally gone.

Now I wake up feeling great, feeling rested, refreshed and ready to do all the stuff I have been wanting to do for a long time. I literally  have all the energy I want. It’s true, now I can go to work for the day and when I come home I still have all the energy I need to go out and do something fun instead of laying  on the couch pushing the buttons on the TV remote.

So, what in the world is it that has made such an unbelievable difference in my life?

I discovered the secrets to energy! I discovered the top 10 absolute best ways to easily ensure that I have fantastic energy all day long every day. And I’ve got to tell you I love it.No more feeling like I've just got to take a nap in the middle of the day. No more coming home from work feeling exhausted. Now I feel like a million bucks all day long. Sure I still get tired late at night when it’s time to wind down but that’s only natural.

I've got to tell you, this is so much better than the way I used to feel when the toothpicks I needed to hold my eyes open felt like they needed to be crowbars instead. It was horrible, on one of those days when I was just absolutely beat I had to go take an IQ test. Now normally it doesn't take me an hour and a half to watch the TV show 60 minutes. But on this day I was so bad off that when I took the IQ test, it came back negative. I thought only pregnancy tests did that!

In my life long quest to find the real answers to my energy problems I discovered some very interesting things. The biggest one is that; if we all just knew the really simple tips & tricks that the Doctors should be telling us in plain English we would all have great energy just like I do now.

The problem is every so called expert makes it so difficult for a normal person to understand that they just get lost and overwhelmed. In fact in order to decipher all the technical mumbo jumbo I felt like I had to stop searching for the fountain of youth and start searching for the fountain of smart. 
Eventually I was able to really break it down into easy to understand information. And here is just one of the top 10 things that I found.

Boost your brains happy chemicals everyday naturally. It’s really easy and a lot of fun. Just go to your favorite humor website and find 3 to 4 really funny jokes every morning.Then remember them or just write them down. Take them to work with you each day and tell your colleagues’ your new jokes.

Or do something as your own personal therapy such as: At work put your trash can on your desk and label it "in Box". Or put Decaf in the coffee maker for 2 weeks and as soon as everyone has lost their caffeine addiction switch to espresso!

I know this sounds like I may have lost my marbles but; when you read the jokes in the morning you get a great shot of happy chemicals into your brain which can really help set your mood for the whole day. Then later when you tell the jokes you get another blast of your natural happy hormones. Plus, it certainly won’t hurt your popularity score around the office.

Have a great day, and please remember to enjoy every minute of your life that you possibly can, because as I have said for years. It's not that life is so short, it's that were dead for so darn long!

I got the off the wall energy tip I shared with you above in a free report that has 10 more. If you want them just go to =>

www.doubleyourenergynow.com